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Parallel parking. It's called "parallel" for a reason. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines "parallel" as "extending in the same direction...not meeting." See, a car parked parallel to the street (and that is how it should be parked unless there are street markings that signal otherwise) means that your car is parked next to the curb so that it is facing in the same direction as the street. So when your car has its front towards the curb and its ass out in the middle of the street, it's not parallel. And it's not right. Do you know why it's not right? I'll tell you why. Because it's supposed to be parallel! Because while my big fat ass is in its proper place, i.e. squeezed very attractively into a pair of stretchy (thank goodness) jeans, your car's big fat ass is obstructing the road and keeping people, such as myself, from getting to our very important destinations! MOVE THAT ASS...parallel!
I don't understand why Yahoo! Messenger for Macintosh has so few features compared to its PC counterpart. So it doesn't have all the features that the PC version has...I understand that there would be a difference...but not a difference of this scale!!! The interface is so lame compared to the PC version! And I think it's pretty clear that Mac users are the type of people who would APPRECIATE a nice interface. AIM and MSN Messenger have been slowly introducing features in newer versions of their messaging software for the Mac, but Y!M for Mac hasn't been updated in YEARS! The new PC version with Voice is like the family member that "made it big" and whose name actually impresses people when you drop it and the Mac version is the like the crazy cousin that no one talks about and pretends doesn't exist. Why are we being marginalized like this? Where's the love, Yahoo!? Where. Is. The. Love?
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