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So my choice of words may not be politically correct, but at this point, I'm not sure I care. There were so many retarded people on the road today! I had to use my horn! Now you'd think that someone as easily enraged as I would be a frequent user of the horn. That, in fact, is not the case. No, I am far too lazy to use the horn unless I absolutely have to. And did I have to today. People who have the audacity to drive on the freeway should have the audacity to step on that gas pedal and move faster than 35 mph! I simply do not understand people who drive that slowly on the freeway. It makes no sense. It completely goes against the CONCEPT of the freeway! What are they thinking? Furthermore, you know those lines on the freeway? You're supposed to stay between them! Drifting in and out, weaving to and fro...NOT GOOD. See those big hulking pieces of metal next to you? Those are cars! And in those cars? People! People don't want to get hurt just because you aren't capable of steering your car and or can't multitask (i.e., talk on your cell phone and drive). And guess what? If you can't multitask? Don't! If you lack the ability to talk and drive, then ditch the phone and focus on driving! To all you retarded people: Get. Off. The. Road.
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