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As I was listening to the radio on my way home, this thought occurred to me: If I had a boyfriend, I would have to reconsider the relationship if it turned out he seriously thought that it would be romantic to request a song for me on KOST 103.5 FM. But, if he seriously thought that he could pull at my heartstrings by requesting a song by none other than Michael Bolton, such as, oh, I don't know..."I Said I Loved You...But I Lied"? That's grounds for separation right there.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
---Office Space
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